Happy Halloween… Be Safe!

Halloween jokes and riddles:

What do you get when you divide the circumference
of your jack-o’-lantern by its diameter?
_Pumpkin ∏

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda Witch!
Wanda Witch who?
_ Wanda Witch you a Happy Halloween!

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
_ Boo-berry pie with ice scream!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
_ Because he had no-body to go with!

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?
_ Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Know why mummies never reveal their true age?
_ ‘Cause they like to keep it under wraps.

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
_ Because of the coffin!

What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?
_ Surf the web!

Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?
_ Monster-mashed!